essay on 'welcome to the jungle'

[assemblyline]

i found this the other day and thought it was amusing.

www.mcsweeneys.net/links/song/28JohnHarnetiaux.html

there's also an essay on The Replacements' Achin' to Be on that site, but it wasn't as fun to read as this one.

[Just_Me]

"We are the people who can find / whatever you may need. / If you got the money, honey, we've got your disease!"

I have no idea what that means, but, dude, it sure sounds cool.

Sit him down in front of Behind The Music. Then ask him to guess.

Then ask him what he thinks about the "metaphysical implications" of singing it.

That was very funny. It did remind me to add mimicing the dance to WTTJ to my list of Kareoke incidents that should be illigal (like singing SCOM at all), but it was definately funny.